Yes, boys and girls, this is the one and only official and authoritative Ninja website, Real Ultimate Power. This is a brilliant resource, chock-full of hard-hitting information such as the following:
Ninjas are mammals.
Ninjas fight ALL the time.
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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