The Official Ninja Website

Yes, boys and girls, this is the one and only official and authoritative Ninja website, Real Ultimate Power. This is a brilliant resource, chock-full of hard-hitting information such as the following:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

You can also buy the book through Amazon.

Don’t forget to read the hate-mail linked from Real Ultimate Power. The amount of utter stupidity on the internet is frighteningly evident when browsing these mails, all written by functionally hydro-encephalitic cretins.

Vote Robert Hamburger for President!

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  1. Ah, yes, the RealUltimatePower.
    I saw this site a while ago – Robert really takes the piss out of everybody who ever freaked out about *anything*.

    This includes esoteric things like Which Programming Language Sucks Least to I Know God And You Don’t, and everything in between.

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