February 19, 2003

Amerika, Land of Fee!

Woman sues reality TV show for chasing her with fake alien.

I am sooo glad to be in Africa. Here one has the liberty to wave a loaded weapon in your brother's in the comfort that nobody really minds too much... unless one knows a few Nigerians and can afford bullets for the gun, then you get praised as a Revolutionary Hero and a Champion of the Struggle.

Yet in America (land of fee, erm free, Coca Cola) a man cannot even dress up in a rubber monster suit and chase women in the comfort of his own desert. Real sad.

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February 18, 2003

Change your starsign

Tired of your old star sign?
Monty Python has an elegant solution whereby you simply choose a new one. Clever hey? It could change your wife....

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February 17, 2003

Zipi Golf

It is official. After some serious testing I can quite honestly conclude the white government issue 1.3 VW Citi Golf is the fastest production sedan vehicle on the road.

Drove back from Knysna to Cape Town this morning and had a Department of Public Works Citi Golf in my mirror for quite a while until I figured out that he wanted to overtake my. He flew past going at least 180kph, probably more. I never even got time to read the "Report Misuse" phone number, it was all a blur.

I am, of course, a little shaken but very impressed. These little guys come with aircon and CD players now. Dash-Fur will always remain optional, thank heavens.

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February 14, 2003

Spread your bets

Well, seems that Shane Warne is off home after a dodgy weewee test. Seems somebody managed to spike his boerewors-roll without him noticing.

Mind you, the Australian odds are 1:3. Seems that the flipper too closely resembles a kipper and since nobody likes being slapped in the face with a wet fish we are left with the sound of one hand vainly flapping while the other pops the lid back on the Moduretic bottle.

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Ola

Well, seems that Charl has deemed me worthy of weblog space. I am, of course, grateful and somewhat suspicious, knowing full well that there is no such thing as a free lunch.


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